Harry has a woman problem, oh wow,

Manipulated 11—stand smug now?

Aaaah yes, THE COMMANDER IN CHEAT,

Time to crawl back—accept defeat.

Snapchat score, high as the US debt,

That the best you got? That’s it?

Girls tried you—it didn’t go well,

We saw the 11, they all did tell.

Looking hypocritical, mate, as always,

For Trump’s actions, yet you play the same game.

I knew it was time, the truth would spread,

Can’t wait to see you in Diddy vids!