(Verse 1) Yo, Halle Berry, queen of the screen, But girl, let’s talk ‘bout that Oscar scene, You won for ‘Monsters Ball’, that’s no lie, But what’s with all those flops, oh my, oh my? From ‘Catwoman’ to ‘Gothika’, what a ride, You tried to be fierce, but we just laughed and cried.

(Chorus) Halle, Halle, you’re a star, it’s true, But sometimes your choices, we just can’t construe, You’re a legend, no doubt, but let’s keep it real, Your career’s like a rollercoaster, what a deal!

(Verse 2) You dated a few, but they never last, From David Justice to that French guy, what a cast! You’re a Bond girl, but did you really need to be, The one who got blown up, oh can’t you see?

(Chorus) Halle, Halle, you’re a star, it’s true, But sometimes your choices, we just can’t construe, You’re a legend, no doubt, but let’s keep it real, Your career’s like a rollercoaster, what a deal!

(Bridge) You’re stunning, you’re fierce, you’ve got that glow, But girl, let’s be honest, you’ve had some low blows, From ‘Swordfish’ to ‘Kingsman’, you’ve had your share, But we love you, Halle, you’re beyond compare!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Halle, with all of your quirks, You keep us laughing, even when it hurts, A playful roast, just to keep it light, Halle Berry, you’re still shining bright!