(Verse 1) Yo, Guillermo, king of the weird, With monsters and magic, you’ve got us all cheered. But let’s talk about those films you made, Sometimes I wonder if you’re just getting paid! You love your creatures, that’s no surprise, But do they all have to have those big ol’ eyes? You’re the master of horror, but let’s be real, Your stories are like a five-course meal!
(Chorus) Guillermo, oh Guillermo, what’s with the flair? You’ve got a heart of gold, but your plots need repair! You’re a genius, no doubt, but let’s take a break, From the creepy crawlers and the giant snake!
(Verse 2) You won an Oscar, that’s quite the feat, But did you really need to make us all weep? Shape of Water, fishy romance, I’m still confused, was it love or a dance? You’ve got a style that’s truly unique, But sometimes I think you’re just playing hide and seek! With your monsters and magic, you’re a sight to behold, But let’s tone it down, let’s not be too bold!
(Chorus) Guillermo, oh Guillermo, what’s with the flair? You’ve got a heart of gold, but your plots need repair! You’re a genius, no doubt, but let’s take a break, From the creepy crawlers and the giant snake!
(Bridge) You love your dark tales, that’s plain to see, But can we get a rom-com, just you and me? A little less horror, a little more fun, Maybe a movie where the monsters just run!
(Outro) So here’s to you, Guillermo, our quirky friend, Keep making those films, but let’s not pretend, You’re the king of the weird, and we love you so, Just maybe next time, let’s take it slow!
(Chorus) Guillermo, oh Guillermo, what’s with the flair? You’ve got a heart of gold, but your plots need repair! You’re a genius, no doubt, but let’s take a break, From the creepy crawlers and the giant snake!
