(Verse 1) Yo, Guillaume Canet, what’s the deal? You’re the French heartthrob, but let’s keep it real. You’re acting like a star, but we all know the truth, Your films are like wine, some just need a little proof.

You’re directing and acting, a jack of all trades, But sometimes your movies feel like they’re stuck in the shade. You got that charm, but let’s not pretend, Sometimes your plot twists just don’t seem to blend.

(Chorus) Guillaume, oh Guillaume, what’s with the flair? You’re a cinematic prince, but do you even care? With your quirky style and that smirk on your face, You’re the king of the mishaps, but we love your grace!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tried to be a tough guy? In a thriller so bland, it made us all sigh. You’re running through Paris, but where’s the thrill? It’s like watching a cat trying to climb up a hill.

And let’s talk about your love life, oh boy, With Marion Cotillard, you were the real McCoy. But then came the rumors, the drama, the fuss, You’re like a soap opera, but we’re still on the bus!

(Chorus) Guillaume, oh Guillaume, what’s with the flair? You’re a cinematic prince, but do you even care? With your quirky style and that smirk on your face, You’re the king of the mishaps, but we love your grace!

(Bridge) So here’s to you, Guillaume, with your ups and your downs, You keep us all laughing, you wear those crowns. From the red carpets to the flops that you’ve made, You’re the French sensation, and we’re all just amazed!

(Outro) So raise a glass to Canet, the man of the hour, With your charm and your quirks, you’ve got all the power. We’ll keep watching your films, through thick and through thin, Just remember, dear Guillaume, it’s all in good fun, let’s begin!