(Verse 1) Yo, Guillaume Canet, what’s the deal? You’re the French heartthrob, but let’s keep it real. You’re acting like a star, but we all know the truth, Your films are like wine, some just lack the proof. You’re directing and acting, a jack of all trades, But sometimes your choices leave us all in shades. You’re charming and suave, but let’s not pretend, That your last flick was a hit, it was more like a trend!

(Chorus) Guillaume, oh Guillaume, you’re a cinematic tease, But your box office numbers? They’re bringing me to my knees! You’re the king of the drama, but where’s the comedy? Let’s laugh it off, buddy, it’s all in good harmony!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tried to be a tough guy? In a thriller so bland, it made us all sigh. You’re a heartbreaker, but your scripts need a fix, Like a French baguette that’s gone stale in the mix. You’re dating the stars, but can you keep up the pace? With your love life on blast, it’s a wild, wild chase!

(Chorus) Guillaume, oh Guillaume, you’re a cinematic tease, But your box office numbers? They’re bringing me to my knees! You’re the king of the drama, but where’s the comedy? Let’s laugh it off, buddy, it’s all in good harmony!

(Bridge) So here’s to you, Guillaume, with your charming French flair, Just remember, my dude, we’re all in this affair. You’re a legend in the making, but don’t take it too hard, Just keep making movies, and we’ll keep the cards!

(Outro) So raise a glass, let’s toast to your name, In the world of cinema, you’re still in the game. With a wink and a smile, we’ll keep it all light, Guillaume Canet, you’re still shining bright!