(Verse 1) Yo, Greta Gerwig, queen of the screen, You made us laugh, you made us scream, But let’s talk about those Barbie dreams, You turned pink into a meme, it seems!

(Chorus) Greta, oh Greta, with your quirky flair, You made a doll movie, but where’s the hair? You got the style, but where’s the plot? In the land of Hollywood, you’re a funny thought!

(Verse 2) Little Women, big drama, you know the score, You cast the sisters, but forgot the chore, Where’s the romance? Where’s the swoon? You left us hanging like a bad cartoon!

(Chorus) Greta, oh Greta, with your quirky flair, You made a doll movie, but where’s the hair? You got the style, but where’s the plot? In the land of Hollywood, you’re a funny thought!

(Bridge) You’re the queen of indie, but let’s be real, Sometimes your films feel like a big meal, A little too much, a little too sweet, But we love you, girl, you can’t be beat!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, with your quirky ways, You keep us laughing through the longest days, From Lady Bird to Barbie, you’re on a roll, Just don’t forget to give us some soul!

(Chorus) Greta, oh Greta, with your quirky flair, You made a doll movie, but where’s the hair? You got the style, but where’s the plot? In the land of Hollywood, you’re a funny thought!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the Gerwig queen, With all your quirks, you’re still our dream, Keep making movies, keep being you, Just remember, we’re watching too!