Yo, let me tell you 'bout a kitty, living life so silly,

Goofy the Cat, he ain't never frilly,

With a strut so fine, and a mind so whacky,

Chillin' on the couch, always feelin' snappy.

[Trap Break]

Claws out, paws up, he’s the king of the scene,

Pouncing on the carpet like a feline machine,

Whiskers poised, ready for a ride,

Goofy’s got that swagger, like he’s surfing on a tide.

[Freaky Style]

He’ll leap up high, then crash down low,

Chase his own tail like it’s a freak show,

With a wiggle and a wag, he’s the top-notch clown,

Everyone in the neighborhood, he’s the talk of the town.

[Spoken Word]

"Here comes Goofy, watch him go,

Silly antics, stealing the show!"

Kitchen raids, with paws oh-so stealth,

A can of tuna’s his version of wealth,

Spillin’ it everywhere, oh what a mess,

But he’s got that charm, no one can protest!

[Build-up]

Sneaky moves, he sneaks like a ghost,

Knockin' down vases, and he’s proud of the boast,

In a world of serious, he’s the silly relief,

Goofy's got jokes, like a comic belief.

Jumpin' on the bed, in a Cheeto dust haze,

Struttin' like he’s on an old catwalk stage,

Fur blowing in the wind, he’s a wild, fierce sight,

Glowin’ in the moonlight, all fuzzy and bright.

[Riff]

Tickle his belly, hear him purr,

Twist and tumble, like a little fur blur,

Life’s too short to be serious and sad,

Get goofy with Goofy, he’s the best kind of mad!

[Fade-Out]

So raise your paws, for the kitty of grace,

In this goofy rap, he’s the best in the race,

Goofy the Cat, forever he’ll roam,

In a land of laughter, he’s always at home!

Yeah, Goofy the Cat, he’s the one and only,

With shenanigans galore, never acting lonely!

Goofiness reigns, he’s the ultimate champ,

Living wild and free, no need for a stamp!

Goofy the Cat, always on the rise,

With a wink and a pounce, he’s the prize in disguise!