(Verse 1) Yo, Gilles Lellouche, what’s the deal? You’re the king of the screen, but can’t keep it real. From ‘The French Kiss’ to ‘The Great Escape’, But your fashion sense, man, it’s a big mistake!
(Chorus) Gilles, Gilles, what’s that style? Looking like you just walked out of a thrift store aisle. You’re a star in France, but let’s be clear, Your hair’s got more drama than your film career!
(Verse 2) You’ve played a cop, a lover, and a clown, But every time you smile, it’s like a frown upside down. Remember that time you tripped on the red? The only thing falling was your street cred!
(Chorus) Gilles, Gilles, what’s that style? Looking like you just walked out of a thrift store aisle. You’re a star in France, but let’s be clear, Your hair’s got more drama than your film career!
(Bridge) You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the flair, But your cooking skills? Man, I wouldn’t dare! You burned the toast, set off the smoke, Even your soufflé’s got a punchline joke!
(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Gilles, with a wink and a grin, You’re the life of the party, let the roast begin! Keep making those films, keep breaking the mold, Just don’t ask me to watch ‘em, I’m not that bold!
(Outro) Gilles Lellouche, you’re a legend, it’s true, But let’s keep it light, just like your acting too! So raise a glass, let’s toast to the fun, Here’s to Gilles, the one and only, our number one!