(Verse 1) Yo, Gérard Lanvin, what’s the deal? You’re a French star, but let’s keep it real, You’ve had your flops, and we all know, Like that movie where you just stole the show!
(Chorus) Gérard, Gérard, what’s that you say? You’re the king of the cringe, in a charming way, With your quirky style and your wild hair, We love to laugh, but do you even care?
(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on the stage? The crowd went wild, it was all the rage, You played it cool, like it was a dance, But we all saw you, man, you had no chance!
(Chorus) Gérard, Gérard, what’s that you say? You’re the king of the cringe, in a charming way, With your quirky style and your wild hair, We love to laugh, but do you even care?
(Bridge) You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the flair, But sometimes, buddy, you just don’t care, From the silver screen to the red carpet scene, You’re the funniest dude we’ve ever seen!
(Verse 3) So here’s to you, our favorite star, With your mishaps and quirks, you’ve raised the bar, We’ll keep on laughing, we’ll keep on cheerin’, Gérard Lanvin, you’re the one we’re hearin’!
(Chorus) Gérard, Gérard, what’s that you say? You’re the king of the cringe, in a charming way, With your quirky style and your wild hair, We love to laugh, but do you even care?
(Outro) So take a bow, you comedic king, In the world of laughs, you’re the real thing, Gérard Lanvin, you’re one of a kind, Keep doing you, and we’ll keep you in mind!