(Verse 1) Yo, Gérard, you’re a legend, that’s true, But let’s talk about the things that you do, From acting in films, to drinking that wine, You’ve had your share of moments, oh so divine!
(Chorus) Gérard, oh Gérard, what’s with the flair? You fled to Russia, like you just didn’t care, With a bottle in hand, and a grin on your face, You’re the king of the mishaps, in this wild race!
(Verse 2) Remember that time you stole a bike? The world was shocked, but hey, that’s your type, You’re a Frenchman with style, but a little bit wild, Like a kid in a candy store, you’re always beguiled!
(Chorus) Gérard, oh Gérard, what’s with the flair? You fled to Russia, like you just didn’t care, With a bottle in hand, and a grin on your face, You’re the king of the mishaps, in this wild race!
(Bridge) You’ve played a chef, a lover, and a beast, But your appetite for drama? That’s the real feast! From Cannes to the bar, you’re the life of the show, Just don’t forget your lines, or you’ll steal the whole flow!
(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Gérard, with your quirky charm, You’ve got the world laughing, you’re raising the alarm, With your antics and laughter, you’re a true work of art, Just keep it light, buddy, and we’ll never part!
(Chorus) Gérard, oh Gérard, what’s with the flair? You fled to Russia, like you just didn’t care, With a bottle in hand, and a grin on your face, You’re the king of the mishaps, in this wild race!
(Outro) So raise a glass, let’s toast to the man, Gérard Depardieu, you’re the best in the land, With a wink and a smile, you’ll always be great, Just keep it funny, and we’ll celebrate!