(Verse 1) Yo, Gérard, you’re a legend, that’s true, But let’s talk about the things that you do, From acting in films to drinking that wine, You’ve got a flair for the dramatic, but it’s time to unwind!

(Chorus) Gérard, oh Gérard, what’s with the fuss? You left France for Russia, now you’re causing a buzz, With your big ol’ belly and your wild escapades, You’re the king of the quirks, in the spotlight you wade!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you peed in a plane? The flight attendants were like, “What’s wrong with this man?” You’re a national treasure, but let’s keep it real, You’re more like a meme than a cinematic deal!

(Chorus) Gérard, oh Gérard, what’s with the fuss? You left France for Russia, now you’re causing a buzz, With your big ol’ belly and your wild escapades, You’re the king of the quirks, in the spotlight you wade!

(Bridge) You’ve played a chef, a lover, and a thief, But your antics off-screen bring us all to disbelief, From your vodka chugging to your wild, wild ways, You’re the life of the party, let’s give you some praise!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Gérard, with your larger-than-life, You’ve made us all laugh, through the joy and the strife, Just keep it light, buddy, don’t take it to heart, We love your wild spirit, it’s a true work of art!

(Chorus) Gérard, oh Gérard, what’s with the fuss? You left France for Russia, now you’re causing a buzz, With your big ol’ belly and your wild escapades, You’re the king of the quirks, in the spotlight you wade!

(Outro) So raise a glass, let’s toast to the man, Gérard Depardieu, you’re the best in the land, With a wink and a smile, you’ll always be great, Just keep it classy, and we’ll celebrate!