(Verse 1) Yo, Gary Oldman, you’re a legend, that’s true, But let’s take a moment, I got some jokes for you. You’ve played a vampire, a cop, and a spy, But can you act like a normal guy?

(Chorus) Gary, Gary, what’s with the drama? You’re a chameleon, but where’s the calm-a? From Dracula to Churchill, you’ve got the range, But sometimes your antics are just plain strange!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you went off on a rant? Called out Hollywood, like a true gallant? But then you slipped up, oh what a sight, Caught in a scandal, man, that wasn’t right!

(Chorus) Gary, Gary, what’s with the drama? You’re a chameleon, but where’s the calm-a? From Dracula to Churchill, you’ve got the range, But sometimes your antics are just plain strange!

(Bridge) You’ve played the bad guy, the hero, the fool, But let’s be real, you’re breaking the rule! With all those accents, you’re a voice magician, But can you just chill? That’s my only mission!

(Verse 3) You’re a master of disguise, but here’s the twist, Sometimes we just want the Gary we missed. So take a break from the roles and the fuss, And show us the man behind the movie bus!

(Chorus) Gary, Gary, what’s with the drama? You’re a chameleon, but where’s the calm-a? From Dracula to Churchill, you’ve got the range, But sometimes your antics are just plain strange!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Oldman, we love your flair, Just keep it light, man, we’re all in your care. With a wink and a smile, we’ll raise a toast, To the quirkiest actor we love the most!