In the bathroom where the echoes croon,

I find myself in a sticky monsoon,

Sitting proud on my porcelain throne,

But oh boy, this ain’t no guided drone.

[Solo]

Panic sets as the floodgates breach,

Ten snapshots in time, what a lesson to teach,

Hands are sticky like I’m crafting a spell,

Push it back with paper? Oh man, that’s hell!

[Trap Break]

What’s happening now? Can’t control this balloon,

Smegma swimming, filling up the room,

Floors soaked - a sea of creamy expectation,

I’m a ship in this wild ejaculation!

[Build-up]

Try to aim it in the drain, but it thwarts my flow,

This carnival's ride is moving too slow,

Heat rises like my worry, my heart in a whirl,

The air’s thick and damp, in this chaotic swirl.

[Freestyle]

Slipped and slid, my skin a mess,

Oh what a glorious, sticky excess,

Ceiling or floor, it all feels the same,

Catch a glimpse of my reflection in shame!

[Spoken Word]

I can’t breathe; God save the day,

What is this flood, why won’t it delay?

A kiddie pool filled with my very own blunder,

Drowning in this cosmic wonder!

[Solo]

Here come the sirens, my house now a pitch,

Neon lights flash, they’ve attended the glitch,

Eyes blinded by the white rain I let loose,

Can’t understand how it came to this, excuse!

[Build-up]

Up I float, like a balloon that's popped,

Past clouds of whipped cream in this world I've flopped,

Ten cops below, guns raised to the sky,

But I’m soaring high, lathered in deny.

[Freestyle]

Splat—splat—the sound of my fate,

A space odyssey, oh isn’t it great?

Astronauts gaze from a distance aghast,

As I become lore, my legacy cast.

[Riff]

Peer down, see my home in a glistening glow,

A comet of sperm cruising—a crass sight to show,

In zero gravity, emojis floo,

I’m “Cummet”, the legend, oh how do you do?

[Fading Beat]

So here I float in my galactic escape,

A sloshy remix, none can reshape,

Sperm cascades like meteor showers in night,

And thus, I ride on through infinite flight.

[Outro]

What once was a rush has now become lore,

In the vastness of space, forever I’ll soar,

Excess in the cosmos, what a raw delight,

I am the guardian of overflowed night.

[Fade-Out]

With my heart in my throat, like a ghost I remain,

The ultimate journey, the perpetual stain.