(Verse 1) Yo, Gael, you’re the king of the indie scene, But sometimes your choices, man, they make me wanna scream! From ‘Amores Perros’ to ‘Coco’ so bright, But what’s with those roles that just don’t feel right? You’re a heartthrob, a dreamboat, a cinematic star, But I gotta ask, bro, what’s with that mustache bizarre?

(Chorus) Gael, Gael, what’s the deal? You’re acting like you’re made of pure reel, From Mexico to Hollywood, you’re on the map, But sometimes your films, they just make me clap!

(Verse 2) You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the flair, But that one movie, man, it was a total nightmare! ‘Zorro’ was cool, but what happened next? You went from suave to just plain perplexed! And don’t get me started on your Twitter game, One minute you’re woke, the next it’s just lame!

(Chorus) Gael, Gael, what’s the deal? You’re acting like you’re made of pure reel, From Mexico to Hollywood, you’re on the map, But sometimes your films, they just make me clap!

(Bridge) You’re a legend, no doubt, but let’s keep it real, Sometimes your choices make me wanna squeal! You’re a heartbreaker, a lover, a man of the arts, But your fashion sense? It’s tearing me apart!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Gael, with a wink and a smile, Keep doing your thing, it’s been quite a while, Just remember, my dude, we’re all in this game, So keep it light, keep it fun, and don’t take the blame!

(Chorus) Gael, Gael, what’s the deal? You’re acting like you’re made of pure reel, From Mexico to Hollywood, you’re on the map, But sometimes your films, they just make me clap!