(Verse 1) Yo, Gael, you’re the king of the indie scene, But sometimes your choices, man, they make me wanna scream! From ‘Amores Perros’ to ‘Coco’ so bright, But what’s with that haircut? It’s a real fright! You’re charming and suave, got that Latin flair, But your fashion sense, bro, it’s just not fair! You rock the red carpet like it’s a thrift store, I’m just here wondering, what’s behind that door?

(Chorus) Gael García, you’re a star, it’s true, But sometimes I wonder, what’s up with you? You’re a heartthrob, a dream, but let’s keep it real, Your quirks and your flops, they’re part of the deal!

(Verse 2) You’ve got that charisma, you light up the screen, But your Twitter rants, man, they’re a bit obscene! One minute you’re deep, talking ‘bout the world, Next minute you’re lost, like a boy and a swirl! You’re a maestro of drama, a poet at heart, But your movie choices? They’re a bit off the chart! From ‘The Motorcycle Diaries’ to ‘Zorro’ so bold, But let’s be honest, some of those stories are old!

(Chorus) Gael García, you’re a star, it’s true, But sometimes I wonder, what’s up with you? You’re a heartthrob, a dream, but let’s keep it real, Your quirks and your flops, they’re part of the deal!

(Bridge) You dance like nobody’s watching, but we all see, Those moves in ‘Mozart in the Jungle’—oh, please! You’re a legend in the making, but don’t take it too hard, Just remember, my dude, you’re still a bit bizarre!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Gael, with your charm and your grace, Just keep it light, man, don’t take up too much space! We love your passion, your heart, and your art, But let’s keep it funny, that’s the best part!

(Chorus) Gael García, you’re a star, it’s true, But sometimes I wonder, what’s up with you? You’re a heartthrob, a dream, but let’s keep it real, Your quirks and your flops, they’re part of the deal!