[Intro – Funky Groove]

Ooh yeah!

Boot it up, power on — let’s go!

HP’s in the house, baby!

[Verse 1]

Got my sleek machine, yeah, she dressed in black,

Touchscreen smooth, got the power to hack.

Keyboard clickin’ like a beat so tight,

This HP groove gonna take me to the heights.

Work or play, I do it all in style,

From code to art — I compile.

Graphics poppin', SSD speed,

Feelin' that rhythm, got everything I need.

[Chorus]

I’m funkin’ with HP, yeah, you know it's true,

Got that Core i7, runnin' smooth like new.

From the boardroom to the beat, I be runnin’ the show,

With a little bit of funk and a whole lotta flow!

[Verse 2]

Battery rollin’ like it’s got soul,

Lastin' all night while I'm on patrol.

Wi-Fi blastin', no delay,

Zoomin’ like a rocket on the Milky Way!

From EliteBooks to that Spectre shine,

HP’s got tech that’s borderline divine.

I don’t just compute, baby, I groove,

Every keystroke got that funked-up move!

[Chorus]

I’m funkin’ with HP, stylin’ through the screen,

Colors so bright, it's a digital dream.

No crash, no lag — just vibes that grow,

With a little bit of funk and a whole lotta flow!

[Bridge – Funk Breakdown]

F to the U to the N to the K,

Hit that BIOS, we don’t play.

Lights in the back, fan whirlin’ smooth,

HP keepin’ me locked in the groove.

[Final Chorus – Call & Response]

🎤 I’m funkin’ with HP!

🎤 Runnin’ my world on a Friday night!

🎤 Funkin’ with HP, I’m feelin’ that heat,

[Outro – Synth Swell]

So next time you boot, put some groove in your day,

With a little HP funk, you'll blow 'em away!

Ooooh! HP, take me there [Fade-Out]