Hello, come in, welcome to Riot Games

Take your seat but don’t queue fucking alone

Toxics all over the place at night

Ready to derank and blame on ya’

Smokers missing, but we have 4 duelists

Phoenix, flashes, Jett and Reyna plus Raze

So now I have to pick fucking Sage

Just to get blame on me if they die

Trash team and trash team I get. I never rank up because their aim suck

Lower and lower I go. Up to the top I dream off

So this is Valorant, where you lose sanity

You playing the whole night to win a game or two

So this is Valorant you only get trash teams

They’re sexist because you’re the girl in the team

So this is Valorant

So this is Valorant