[Verse]

I ordered up a veggie pie oh what a sight

But it hit my taste buds without a fight

Chicken bits as bland as a Monday meeting

Even broccoli couldn't keep it from retreating

[Verse 2]

Red bell peppers promised a spicy bash

It's more like watching paint dry super fast

Mushrooms promised to be really groovy

Just background extras in a dull movie

[Chorus]

Flavor parade but nothing to cheer

Veggie chicken pizza where’s the flair my dear

Tastebuds sleeping in a bored parade

Just a wooden platter on a snooze crusade

[Verse 3]

Tomatoes marched in like a marching band

But in the mouth couldn’t even take a stand

Spinach whispers “I have stories to tell”

But the taste was quieter than a wishing well

[Bridge]

Cheese so lifeless it forgot how to melt

Crust just existing no passion felt

Even garlic bowed out from the fight

Where's the flavor parade? It’s out of sight

[Verse 4]

I wanted fireworks a flavor explosion

But all I got was food-induced erosion

Veggies came vibrant but with no soul

Pizza that scored an own goal