(Verse 1) Yo, Fernando Soto, what’s the deal? You’re the king of mishaps, that’s the real appeal! From your wild tweets to your fashion faux pas, You’re the only one who can rock a banana pajama!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, you’re a meme in the making, With every little slip, it’s the ground you’re shaking! We love your quirks, they’re a sight to behold, Just don’t trip on your ego, it’s getting too bold!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you slipped on the stage? The crowd went wild, it was all the rage! You took a tumble, but you played it cool, Got up like a champ, man, you’re nobody’s fool!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, you’re a meme in the making, With every little slip, it’s the ground you’re shaking! We love your quirks, they’re a sight to behold, Just don’t trip on your ego, it’s getting too bold!

(Bridge) You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the flair, But your cooking skills? Man, that’s a nightmare! Burnt toast and pasta, what a culinary crime, You should stick to the stage, leave the kitchen behind!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Fernando, our favorite star, With your goofy antics, you’ve raised the bar! We’re laughing with you, not at your expense, Just keep being you, it’s your best defense!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, you’re a meme in the making, With every little slip, it’s the ground you’re shaking! We love your quirks, they’re a sight to behold, Just don’t trip on your ego, it’s getting too bold!

(Outro) So here’s the diss, but it’s all in good fun, Keep shining bright, you’re our number one! Fernando Soto, you’re a legend, it’s true, Just keep those banana pajamas, we love you!