(Verse 1) Yo, it’s Fernando Soto, the king of the flop, Tried to climb the ladder, but you just can’t stop, With every little move, you’re trippin’ on your feet, Like a cat on a hot tin roof, can’t find the beat!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You’re the star of the show, but you’re lost in the play, With your quirks and your flops, you’re a sight to behold, Just a little too spicy, like your stories retold!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you slipped on your own hype? Tried to drop a new single, but it was all just a type, Your fans were confused, like, “Is this a joke?” But we love you, Fernando, you’re our favorite bloke!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You’re the star of the show, but you’re lost in the play, With your quirks and your flops, you’re a sight to behold, Just a little too spicy, like your stories retold!

(Bridge) You got that charm, but you’re a little offbeat, Like a dance in the rain, with two left feet, But we’re all here laughin’, can’t help but cheer, For the king of the mishaps, we hold you dear!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Soto, keep doin’ your thing, With your wild little stories, you’re our favorite fling, Just remember, my dude, when you’re up on that stage, We’re all here for the laughs, you’re the star of the page!