(Verse 1) Yo, it’s Fernando Soto, the king of the blunder, Every time you step up, man, it’s like thunder, You trip on your words, and you trip on your feet, Your career’s like a dance, but you can’t find the beat!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You’re the star of the show, but you’re lost in the play, With a wink and a smile, you’re the life of the crowd, But we all know your jokes ain’t funny, just loud!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tried to go viral? Your TikTok was lit, but your moves were a spiral, You thought you were slick, but you slipped on a joke, Now the whole world’s laughing, man, you’re just a hoax!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You’re the star of the show, but you’re lost in the play, With a wink and a smile, you’re the life of the crowd, But we all know your jokes ain’t funny, just loud!

(Bridge) You’ve had your fair share of mishaps and flops, But we love you, Fernando, you’re still on the top, So here’s to the laughs, and the moments we share, Just don’t take it too hard, we know you care!

(Outro) So raise up a glass to the man of the hour, Fernando Soto, you’ve got that power, Keep doing your thing, we’ll be here for the ride, Just remember, my dude, it’s all in good pride!