(Verse 1) Yo, it’s Fernando Soto, the king of the blunder, Every time you step up, it’s like a thunderous blunder, You tripped on your own fame, fell flat on your face, But we still love you, man, you’re our favorite disgrace!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You’re the life of the party, in a cringy way, With your wild antics and your quirky style, You keep us laughing, you’re worth every mile!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tried to dance on the stage? You spun like a top, but it was all the wrong page, Your moves were so awkward, we thought you were lost, But hey, you owned it, no matter the cost!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You’re the life of the party, in a cringy way, With your wild antics and your quirky style, You keep us laughing, you’re worth every mile!

(Bridge) You’ve had your share of mishaps, that’s for sure, But your charm and your laughter, we can’t ignore, From the viral fails to the memes that you make, You’re the king of the goof, for goodness’ sake!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Soto, the master of fun, You keep us entertained, you’re second to none, With your heart on your sleeve and your jokes on the line, We’ll keep on cheering, ‘cause you’re one of a kind!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You’re the life of the party, in a cringy way, With your wild antics and your quirky style, You keep us laughing, you’re worth every mile!

(Outro) So raise a glass to Fernando, the legend we know, With your funny little quirks, you steal the whole show, Keep doing you, buddy, we’re all in your corner, In the game of life, you’re the ultimate performer!