(Verse 1) Yo, it’s Fernando Soto, the king of the flop, Tried to climb the ladder, but you just can’t stop, With every little move, you’re trippin’ on your feet, Like a cat on a hot tin roof, can’t handle the heat!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You’re the star of the show, but you’re lost in the play, With your quirks and your flops, you’re a sight to behold, Just a lovable mess, like a story retold!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you forgot your own lines? The audience laughed, thought it was all just fine, You stumbled and fumbled, but hey, that’s your style, You’re the life of the party, always making us smile!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You’re the star of the show, but you’re lost in the play, With your quirks and your flops, you’re a sight to behold, Just a lovable mess, like a story retold!

(Bridge) You tried to go viral, but it didn’t quite land, Like a fish outta water, you just couldn’t stand, But we love you for trying, you’re our favorite goof, With your heart on your sleeve, you’re the realest, that’s truth!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Soto, keep doing your thing, With your charm and your laughter, you’re the real bling-bling, We’ll cheer for your flops, and we’ll laugh at your falls, ‘Cause in this crazy game, you’re the one who stands tall!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You’re the star of the show, but you’re lost in the play, With your quirks and your flops, you’re a sight to behold, Just a lovable mess, like a story retold!

(Outro) So keep on shining, you quirky little star, We’ll be here laughing, no matter how bizarre, Fernando Soto, you’re one of a kind, In this wild world of fame, you’re the best we can find!