(Verse 1) Yo, it’s Fernando Cayo, the man of the hour, But let’s be real, you’re just a flower, In a garden of stars, you’re the one that’s wilting, With all those mishaps, man, it’s just so thrilling!
(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!
(Verse 2) Remember that time you forgot your lines? The audience laughed, thought it was a sign, Of a career that’s slipping, like a banana peel, But hey, you’re still here, that’s the real deal!
(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!
(Bridge) You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the flair, But sometimes it feels like you’re just not there, With your quirky antics and your wild hair, We love you, Fernando, you’re beyond compare!
(Verse 3) So here’s to you, the king of the blunder, You keep us laughing, like a clap of thunder, With every misstep, you rise like a champ, In the world of fame, you’re the funniest lamp!
(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!
(Outro) So keep on shining, you quirky star, We’ll be here laughing, no matter how bizarre, Fernando Cayo, you’re one of a kind, In this crazy world, you’re the best punchline!