(Verse 1) Yo, it’s Fernando Cayo, the man of the hour, But let’s be real, you’re just a flower, In a garden of stars, you’re the one that’s wilting, With all those mishaps, man, it’s just so thrilling!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you forgot your lines? The audience laughed, thought it was a sign, Of a career that’s slipping, like your last big role, But hey, you keep shining, that’s your goal!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!

(Bridge) You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the flair, But let’s be honest, you’re a little rare, Like a vintage wine that’s gone a bit sour, But we love you, man, you’ve got the power!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, with your quirky style, Keep making us laugh, keep that goofy smile, In the world of fame, you’re a shining light, Just don’t trip again, or we’ll laugh all night!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man of the show, Fernando Cayo, we love you, you know! With all your quirks and your funny ways, You keep us laughing, you brighten our days!