(Verse 1) Yo, it’s Fernando Cayo, the man of the hour, But let’s be real, you’re just a flower, In a garden of stars, you’re the one that’s wilting, With all those mishaps, man, it’s just so thrilling!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you forgot your lines? The audience laughed, it was one of those times, You played it off cool, like it’s all in the script, But we saw the panic, man, you almost flipped!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!

(Bridge) You’re the king of the bloopers, the master of flops, But we love you, buddy, you’re still on top, With your quirky charm and that goofy grin, You keep us laughing, let the fun begin!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Fernando, the star of the show, With your ups and your downs, you steal the glow, Just remember, my friend, it’s all in good fun, Keep shining bright, ‘cause you’re second to none!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man with the flair, Fernando Cayo, we’re glad you’re there, With laughter and joy, we’ll keep it alive, In this funny diss track, you’ll always thrive!