(Verse 1) Yo, it’s Fernando Cayo, the man of the hour, But let’s be real, you’re just a flower, In a garden of stars, you’re the one that’s wilting, With all those mishaps, man, it’s just so thrilling!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you forgot your lines? The audience laughed, it was one of those times, You played it cool, like it’s all in the plan, But we all saw you sweating, like a nervous man!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!

(Bridge) You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the flair, But let’s not forget that hair, It’s like a bird’s nest, a wild little thing, You rock it with pride, like a king with a ring!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Fernando, the king of the flops, You keep us laughing, you’re the cream of the crops, With every misstep, you rise like a champ, Just keep being you, and we’ll light up the lamp!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!

(Outro) So here’s to the quirks, the laughs, and the fun, Fernando Cayo, you’re second to none, Keep doing your thing, we’ll be here for the ride, With a wink and a smile, let’s enjoy the wild side!