(Verse 1) Yo, it’s Fernando Cayo, the man of the hour, But let’s be real, you’re just a flower, In a garden of stars, you’re the one that’s wilting, With all those mishaps, man, it’s just so thrilling!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you forgot your lines? The audience laughed, thought it was a sign, Of a career that’s slipping, like your last big role, But hey, you keep shining, that’s your goal!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!

(Bridge) You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the flair, But let’s not forget that hair, It’s like a bird’s nest, wild and free, But we love you, man, just let it be!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, our favorite star, With all your quirks, you’ve come so far, We roast you lightly, it’s all in good fun, Fernando Cayo, you’re number one!

(Chorus) Fernando, oh Fernando, what’s that you say? You tripped on the red carpet, lost your way, With a wink and a smile, you’re still in the game, But we all know, it’s just a little lame!

(Outro) So keep on shining, don’t take it to heart, This diss track’s just a playful art, Fernando Cayo, you’re a legend, it’s true, Just remember, we’re all laughing with you!