[Verse]

Little kid with your yellow vest

Looking like you failed the dress code test

Bow tie flopping like a fish outta stream

City slicker chasing fashion dreams

[Verse 2]

Black hat tilted way too far

Thinking you’re some kind of star

Got that style like you raided a thrift

City backdrop but your swag's adrift

[Chorus]

Oh child with your fashion so wild

Teaching the world how to dress like a child

Adjusting your hat while we laugh and jest

You’re the king of the downtown fashion mess

[Verse 3]

Strutting down the avenue so proud

But your fashion sense ain't allowed

Mixing colors like a wild rainbow

You’re a walking fashion no-go

[Bridge]

Yellow vest should be a crime

Bow tie makes my eyes blind

Black hat with no direction

Welcome to the fashion intervention

[Verse 4]

Kids on the playground pointing at you

Fashion sense

What a hullabaloo

Cityscape makes the folly clear

You’re the fashion pioneer we fear