[Verse 1]
Oh Ed, why you gotta be that way?
Every time you walk in, it's like a bright sunny day,
But then you start talking, and I’m feeling the strain,
With that never-ending chatter, running rounds in my brain.
[Pre-Chorus]
He’s stuck in two gears, it’s a one-man show,
Telling the same joke, though we all said, "No!"
You crack us up, but it’s a double edge sword,
Ed, when you blabber, I can’t take any more!
[Chorus Hook]
Ed, you're a nuisance, but we can’t let you go,
Your annoying little quirks, they’re like an in-joke we know!
Every time you’re near me, oh, the eye rolls go free,
But deep down inside, man, you’re like family!
[Verse 2]
Annoying like a mosquito buzzin’ in my ear,
You keep on rattling while I’m just trying to steer,
From random trivia to wild karaoke nights,
You're the king of cringe, the king of all fights!
[Pre-Chorus]
Spill coffee on my shirt? Thanks a lot, my friend,
You say you’ll help me clean, but you don’t comprehend,
You’re like a hurricane that just won’t fade away,
But every time you leave, man, I just wish you’d stay!
[Chorus Hook]
Ed, you're a nuisance, can’t you tone it down?
With all of your antics, you turn smiles into frowns!
Every time you’re at it, ruffling all our feathers,
But under those layers, I know we’re better together!
[Bridge]
[A] We love you, Ed, don’t take it too hard,
[B] You're our best friend, even when it’s marred,
[C] Yet sometimes we just need a little peace,
[D] A moment of quiet would really be a feast!
[Chorus Hook]
Ed, you're a nuisance, but now I see the light,
Every boisterous moment makes my dark days bright!
So let’s keep it rolling, that friendship freight train,
Even if it’s messy, let’s bring on the fun and pain!
[Outro]
Yeah, Ed, you’re a nuisance, but that’s okay!
We’ll keep you around through each silly fray,
With laughter and love, we’ll weather the storm,
Annoying Ed, in our hearts, you keep us warm!
[Fade-Out]
Annoying Ed, you’re our favorite kind of charm,
Through ups and downs, you never mean us harm!
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