Bright screen glowin', filter on fleek,

Another story, peak after peak.

Hashtag chaos, a million eyes glued,

Every single post, misconstrued.

[Synth Pulse Intro]

From cat videos to cosmic alarms,

Accumulating digital charms.

"Like" this button, watch the world spin,

Unaware of the trouble we're in.

[Beat Build Up]

One trending dance, the tectonic plates shift,

Another viral challenge, a global rift.

Followers multiplying, a dark digital tide,

Nowhere left for the truth to hide.

Oh-oh-oh, she's the Doom Scroll Diva!

Oh-oh-oh, got the whole world a fever!

[Pre-Chorus Hook]

Your feed is glitchin', the sky turns red,

Did you see that tutorial on the undead?

Comment section's buzzing, the signal's weak,

Every single click makes the future reek.

[Auto-Tune Cascade]

She's just posing, selling a cream,

While the fabric of reality comes apart at the seam.

"Engagement is key!" she chirps with a smile,

As the apocalypse starts, in her signature style.

[Vocal Glitch]

Oh-oh-oh, she's the Doom Scroll Diva!

Oh-oh-oh, caught the whole world a fever!

[Glitter Bomb Finale]

Livestream flickering, last connection goes dim,

Was it the filter, or a world on the whim?

Still chasing likes, even when the stars fade,

The ultimate influencer, a disaster handmade.

[Microphone Drop]

[Spoken Word: "Don't forget to subscribe... and survive!"]

[Synth Fade-Out]