(Verse 1) Yo, Dany Boon, you think you’re the king, But let’s break it down, let’s see what you bring. You made us laugh with your comic flair, But sometimes, man, you just disappear! From ‘Bienvenue chez les Ch’tis’ to ‘Supercondriaque’, You had us rolling, but where’s the comeback? You’re like a French baguette, a little stale, We need that fresh dough, don’t let us fail!

(Chorus) Dany Boon, oh Dany Boon, You’re the funny guy, but where’s the tune? With your quirky style and your goofy grin, We’re just waiting for that next big win!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tried to sing? Oh boy, Dany, that was a wild fling! Your voice hit notes that were out of sight, Like a cat in a blender, it just wasn’t right! You’re a star in France, but let’s be real, Your English flicks? They just don’t appeal! You tried to cross over, but it fell flat, Like a soufflé that just couldn’t chat!

(Chorus) Dany Boon, oh Dany Boon, You’re the funny guy, but where’s the tune? With your quirky style and your goofy grin, We’re just waiting for that next big win!

(Bridge) You’re a master of laughs, a comic delight, But sometimes your jokes just don’t feel right. You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the flair, But let’s be honest, you’re a little rare!

(Outro) So here’s to you, our funny French mate, Keep cracking those jokes, don’t hesitate! Dany Boon, you’re one of a kind, Just remember, we’re all here, never blind!

(Chorus) Dany Boon, oh Dany Boon, You’re the funny guy, but where’s the tune? With your quirky style and your goofy grin, We’re just waiting for that next big win!