[Intro]
Hey! Hey! Listen up now!
We got a tale to tell,
About a dude we know real well.
[Verse 1]
Daniel is annoying,
Yes, it's true,
With all his chatter,
What he puts us through!
Gather 'round, lads,
It's a comic affair,
From his silly jokes
To the mess in his hair!
[Chorus]
Oh DAN!
DAN!
DANIEL!
He lives in a bubble,
Can't see the trouble,
DAN!
DAN!
DANIEL!
With every laugh,
It's our patience he’ll double!
YEAHHHHHH!
[Verse 2]
If Ed is the king,
Then Dan’s just a peasant,
Lost in the crowd,
Unaware he's unpleasant!
He waves and he smiles,
Thinking all is well,
But we’re rolling our eyes
With stories to tell!
[Chorus]
Oh DAN!
DAN!
DANIEL!
He breathes in the chaos,
But we need a recess,
DAN!
DAN!
DANIEL!
A whirlwind of antics,
It's too much to process!
YEAHHHHHH!
[Bridge]
Daniel, oh Daniel,
We love you, it's true,
But step back a second,
Let us breathe too!
You think you’re a joker,
With humor so bold,
But sometimes we wish,
You’d let the fun unfold.
[Solo]
(Instrumental break with a catchy guitar riff)
[Verse 3]
Plus Bob is cool,
He keeps it so chill,
A laugh when we need,
With wisdom to thrill.
While Daniel is dancing,
With moves so bizarre,
We'll be in the corner,
Sipping lemonade jars!
[Chorus]
Oh DAN!
DAN!
DANIEL!
He’s turning up the noise,
But we’re looking for joy,
DAN!
DAN!
DANIEL!
Let’s raise up our glasses,
Here’s to you, oh boy!
[Outro]
So Daniel, we toast,
To your fun-loving self,
Just dial it back,
Let’s place joy on the shelf!
We love you, we do,
But here’s what we say,
When it comes to the noise,
Let bob lead the way!
YEAHHHHHH!