(Verse 1) Yo, Daniel Craig, the Bond with the blue eyes, But let’s be real, you’re just a spy in disguise. You’re suave and you’re slick, but let’s take a peek, You’re more famous for your grumpy than your cheeky mystique.

(Chorus) Daniel Craig, oh what a sight, You’re the Bond who’s always ready to fight. But when it comes to smiles, you’re a little bit shy, Just a grumpy old spy, oh my, oh my!

(Verse 2) You jumped from the train, but can’t jump to a grin, Your poker face is strong, but where’s the fun in? You’re the king of the chase, but let’s not forget, That time you lost your phone, man, what a regret!

(Chorus) Daniel Craig, oh what a sight, You’re the Bond who’s always ready to fight. But when it comes to smiles, you’re a little bit shy, Just a grumpy old spy, oh my, oh my!

(Bridge) You’re the tough guy, but we know you’re a softie, With your love for your dog, you’re just a big lofty. And that hair, my dude, what’s with the bleach? You’re a Bond, not a beach, let’s keep it in reach!

(Verse 3) You’ve got the charm, but where’s the flair? You’re like a tuxedo with a hole in the wear. So here’s to you, Daniel, the man of the hour, Just remember to smile, you’ve got the power!

(Chorus) Daniel Craig, oh what a sight, You’re the Bond who’s always ready to fight. But when it comes to smiles, you’re a little bit shy, Just a grumpy old spy, oh my, oh my!

(Outro) So here’s to the Bond, the legend, the man, Just lighten up, Craig, you’re part of the plan! We love you, we do, but let’s keep it real, A little more laughter, that’s the ideal!