(Verse 1) Yo, Daniel Auteuil, the French film star, You’ve played it cool, but we know who you are, From ‘The Closet’ to ‘The Well-Digger’s Daughter’, But let’s be real, your career’s a bit of a slaughter!

(Chorus) Daniel, Daniel, what’s with the hair? You rock that ‘do like you just don’t care, You’re a legend, it’s true, but let’s not pretend, Your fashion sense is where the laughs never end!

(Verse 2) You’ve got the charm, but your roles are a mess, Sometimes I wonder, did you just guess? You’re a master of drama, but let’s take a pause, Your accents, my dude, they deserve a round of applause!

(Chorus) Daniel, Daniel, what’s with the hair? You rock that ‘do like you just don’t care, You’re a legend, it’s true, but let’s not pretend, Your fashion sense is where the laughs never end!

(Bridge) Remember that time you tripped on the stage? The audience laughed, it was all the rage, You took a bow, like a true French king, But we all know, you can’t dance or sing!

(Verse 3) You’ve got the talent, but let’s keep it light, Your quirks and mishaps are a pure delight, So here’s to you, Daniel, with a wink and a smile, Keep doing your thing, it’s been quite a while!

(Chorus) Daniel, Daniel, what’s with the hair? You rock that ‘do like you just don’t care, You’re a legend, it’s true, but let’s not pretend, Your fashion sense is where the laughs never end!

(Outro) So here’s to Auteuil, the man of the hour, With all of your quirks, you still got the power, Keep shining bright, in your own special way, We’ll keep laughing with you, come what may!