[Intro]

Yo, yo, CryptoChad in the house!

Let’s go, let’s go!

Let’s break those chains!

[Verse 1]

I was a beta cuck, stuck in the fiat grind,

Then I found the Chad life, left the weak behind.

Bitcoin in my veins, yeah, I’m pumpin’ these gains,

From the gym to the moon, I’m breakin’ the chains.

[Chorus]

Stop bein’ a beta cuck, invest in the Chad,

We’re goin’ to the moon, yeah, the future’s not bad.

Flexin’ on the charts, we’re makin’ it rain,

CryptoChad’s the name, and we’re winnin’ the game.

[Verse 2]

Stackin’ sats like plates, yeah, I’m liftin’ the bar,

From bear market lows to the bull market stars.

No weak hands allowed, we’re ridin’ the wave,

CryptoChad’s the king, and we’re diggin’ the grave.

[Chorus]

Stop bein’ a beta cuck, invest in the Chad,

We’re goin’ to the moon, yeah, the future’s not bad.

Flexin’ on the charts, we’re makin’ it rain,

CryptoChad’s the name, and we’re winnin’ the game.

[Bridge]

Lambos on the blockchain, yeah, we’re drivin’ in style,

Chad Army’s risin’, gonna run for a mile.

No cap, just gains, yeah, we’re buildin’ the dream,

CryptoChad’s the squad, and we’re winnin’ the team.

[Verse 3]

HODL tight, don’t shiver, just trust in the plan,

We’re the CryptoChads, and we’re takin’ the stand.

Dollar-cost average, don’t worry, don’t rush,

With Bitcoin in our hearts, we’ll always crush.

[Chorus]

Stop bein’ a beta cuck, invest in the Chad,

We’re goin’ to the moon, yeah, the future’s not bad.

Flexin’ on the charts, we’re makin’ it rain,

CryptoChad’s the name, and we’re winnin’ the game.

[Solo]

(Instrumental breakdown with hype synthesizers and bass drops)

[Outro]

So stop bein’ a beta cuck, and join the Chad crew,

We’re flexin’ on the moon, yeah, we’re comin’ for you.

CryptoChad’s the future, and we’re takin’ the crown,

From the gym to the charts, we’re the kings of the town.