[Intro]
Subah subah uth ke office bhaagna
HR ne bola, "Tu toh hai shaana!"
[Verse 1]
Boss ke email ne neend udaayi
Kal bhi late baithe the, "Tu kya bhool aayi?"
Kahaan gaya mera work-life balance?
9 se 6 tha, par ban gaya challenge!
[Chorus]
Ooo corporate ka gulaaam!
Kaam kare tu, salary mile naam
Increment ke sapne hue dhuaan
Appraisal pe mile, "Beta, agle saal sunaa!"
[Verse 2]
Meeting pe meeting, sir dukhne laga
Ye "urgent task" ka end kyun na mila?
5 min ka kaam bana 5 ghanta
Lekin boss kehte "Arey chhota sa task na?"
[Bridge]
Ek hi shirt, kyunki paise nahi
Swiggy ka order bhi, salary se dukh bhari
Month-end aaye, bas chaar rupaye
Account dekh ke sochu, "yeh kya bhai?"
[Chorus]
Ooo corporate ka gulaaam!
Kaam kare tu, salary mile naam
Office ke stress ne kar diya shaam
Zindagi lag rahi, "Bhai yeh toh scam!"
[Verse 3]
Jab bhi chhutti maange, boss bole "No!"
Manager ki life dekh, "Mujhe kyun banna woh?"
Par job chhodne ka dum nahi andar
Kyuki gharwale bolenge, "Beta tu ab bandar!"
[Outro]
Ooo corporate ka gulaaam!
Kaam kare tu, salary mile naam
Office ki duniya mein aise hai yeh daur
Startup khud ka banaunga, yeh hai mera josh!
[Spoken Word]
Ek din startup khud ka banaunga
Tab unko bolunga, "Ab mai bhi late aunga!"