[Verse]

There's a boy named Colin Chan

Wiggles his bum whenever he can

Dances wild across the floor

Chattin' up a storm

You can't ignore

[Verse 2]

Ice cream drips from his happy grin

Cheeseburgers and ketchup

Let the feast begin

But oh those feet

They reek real bad

Still

He's the best time you've ever had

[Chorus]

Colin Chan wiggling the night away

Noisy and fun in his own unique way

Farts like thunder

Feet that smell

But he's got stories that'll make you swell

[Verse 3]

Days are long

But Colin keeps it light

With a bum that's always dancing right

Nose-pinching moments come and go

He's the happiest guy we all know

[Bridge]

Catch him spinning round in town

With laughter loud

Never a frown

In a world of silence

He'd be banned

But it's a better place with Colin Chan

[Chorus]

Colin Chan wiggling the night away

Noisy and fun in his own unique way

Farts like thunder

Feet that smell

But he's got stories that'll make you swell