(Verse 1) Yo, Clint Eastwood, the man with the plan, But sometimes I wonder, do you even understand? You talk to chairs, like they got a say, But buddy, that’s just a little too cray!

(Chorus) Clint Eastwood, you’re a legend, it’s true, But your quirks got me laughing, what’s up with you? From spaghetti westerns to the old man grump, You’re the king of the silver screen, but you’re still a chump!

(Verse 2) You’re tough as nails, with that squinty-eyed glare, But let’s be real, you’re just a little bit rare. "Make my day" is your catchphrase, it’s a classic, But your Twitter game, man, it’s downright Jurassic!

(Chorus) Clint Eastwood, you’re a legend, it’s true, But your quirks got me laughing, what’s up with you? From spaghetti westerns to the old man grump, You’re the king of the silver screen, but you’re still a chump!

(Bridge) You directed some hits, like "Unforgiven" and more, But your politics, man, they’re a real eyesore! You’re a cowboy at heart, but don’t ride too fast, Or you’ll end up in a movie that’s a total blast!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Clint, with your rugged old charm, Just remember, buddy, you’re not immune to the harm. We love your films, but your antics are wild, Keep talking to chairs, you quirky old child!

(Chorus) Clint Eastwood, you’re a legend, it’s true, But your quirks got me laughing, what’s up with you? From spaghetti westerns to the old man grump, You’re the king of the silver screen, but you’re still a chump!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man with the gun, You’ve had a great run, but this roast was just fun! Clint Eastwood, you’re a star, that’s a fact, But don’t take it too hard, it’s just a little diss track!