(Verse 1) Yo, Christopher Nolan, the king of the twist, But sometimes your plots, man, they just don’t exist! You got a mind-bending style, that’s for sure, But I’m lost in your movies, like a kid in a store. Inception’s a dream, but I’m waking up late, Trying to figure out if I’m watching or bait. You play with time like it’s a game of chess, But I’m just here wondering, “What’s happening next?”

(Chorus) Oh, Chris, you’re a genius, that’s what they say, But sometimes your films just lead me astray. With all of your layers, I’m losing my mind, Can I get a map, or a guide, or a sign?

(Verse 2) Dunkirk’s a thriller, but where’s the plot? I’m counting the minutes, but I’m still in the lot. You love your dark tones, and your brooding scenes, But I’m just here laughing, like, “What does it mean?” You’re the master of suspense, but let’s keep it real, Sometimes your endings are a hard-to-feel deal. You got Batman brooding, and Joker’s wild laugh, But I’m just here wondering, “Where’s the fun half?”

(Chorus) Oh, Chris, you’re a genius, that’s what they say, But sometimes your films just lead me astray. With all of your layers, I’m losing my mind, Can I get a map, or a guide, or a sign?

(Bridge) You’re the king of the box office, that’s no lie, But I’m still confused, like, “Why so serious?” guy? You love your long shots, and your epic score, But I’m just here thinking, “What’s behind that door?”

(Outro) So here’s to you, Nolan, with your cinematic flair, Just remember, my dude, we’re all in this affair. Keep making those films, we’ll keep buying the tickets, Just throw in a laugh, and we’ll forgive the cryptics!

(Chorus) Oh, Chris, you’re a genius, that’s what they say, But sometimes your films just lead me astray. With all of your layers, I’m losing my mind, Can I get a map, or a guide, or a sign?