(Verse 1) Yo, Christian Clavier, what’s the deal? You’re a comedy king, but can’t keep it real. From ‘Les Visiteurs’ to ‘Les Bronzés’, You’ve had your hits, but let’s count the ways!

(Chorus) Christian, oh Christian, the king of the scene, But sometimes your jokes are a little too mean. You trip on your punchlines, fall flat on your face, But we love you, man, you’re our favorite disgrace!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tried to sing? The notes you hit made the angels take wing! Your humor’s a riot, but your voice? Not so much, It’s like a cat fight, man, it’s a little too rough!

(Chorus) Christian, oh Christian, the king of the scene, But sometimes your jokes are a little too mean. You trip on your punchlines, fall flat on your face, But we love you, man, you’re our favorite disgrace!

(Bridge) You’ve had your flops, we can’t deny, But your charm’s like a magnet, we can’t say goodbye. From the silver screen to the stage, you shine, Just don’t quit your day job, or we’ll all lose our minds!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, with your quirky flair, You make us laugh, even when it’s unfair. Keep doing your thing, we’ll be in the front row, Just remember, Christian, we love you, you know!

(Chorus) Christian, oh Christian, the king of the scene, But sometimes your jokes are a little too mean. You trip on your punchlines, fall flat on your face, But we love you, man, you’re our favorite disgrace!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man with the plan, Christian Clavier, you’re our favorite fan! Keep cracking those jokes, we’ll be here for the ride, Just don’t take it too seriously, let’s enjoy the slide!