[Verse 1]
Got a dude named Cristiano R
He's rockin' ice and fitness bars
Tracks his stats with a fancy watch
While posing in his Versace crotch
Thanks his fans with a cheeky smile
As he chills in an ice bath awhile
[Chorus]
Rock the ice, rock the ice
Cristiano, oh, so nice
[Verse 2]
Chats with the fans, gives a little preach
Wears WHOOP and goals are all within reach
Recovery king with the ice of fame
In post-match selfies, no one's the same
Smiles like he conquered the land
All with an ice bath and some sand
[Chorus]
Rock the ice, rock the ice
Cristiano, oh, so nice
[Bridge]
In the cold, he's bold as can be
Ronaldo, the king of recovery
With WHOOP in hand, no stopping him
Thanking fans with that Ronaldo grin
[Chorus]
Rock the ice, rock the ice
Cristiano, oh, so nice