[Opening Synth Riff - Cheesy, Funky]

Yeah, feel that vibe, that golden gleam!

Fromage on the mind, living the dream!

No ordinary taste, no average bite,

Gonna get down with that dairy delight!

[Percussion Build-up - Driving Beat]

Swiss holes smiling, Parmesan snow,

Brie just weeping, watch that flavor flow.

Gouda whispers, sharp and bold,

Stories on the tongue, centuries old!

[Funk Bassline Drops - Groovy]

Oh, the curds, the crumble, the creamy smooth slide,

Every single texture, nowhere to hide!

Grilled hot and bubbly, makes the spirit fly!

[Vocal Ad-lib: Cheeeeeese!]

Yo, we're talking cheddar, that sharp, tangy zest,

Piling it high, putting life to the test!

Movin' with the mozzarella, pull it, don't stop,

A flavor bomb drop!

[Scratch Sample: "Cheese!"]

[Spoken Word - Deep Voice, Resonant]

From the pastures green to the urban scene,

The undisputed champion, the dairy queen!

Universal language, a global craze!

[Key Change - Up a Semitone - Electrifying Shift]

Blue cheese funk, ain't no holding back,

Pungent perfection, on the right track!

Ricotta dreams, fluffy and light!

[Guitar Solo - Wah-wah pedal funk, Explosive]

Got that cheddar charm, yeah, taking control,

Filling up your senses, nourishing your soul!

Can't deny the power, can't break the spell,

This cheesy dominion, ringing like a bell!

[Rhythmic Repetition - "Cheese, cheese, oh yeah!"]

Gonna spread it thick, gonna stack it high,

Feel the dairy beat, pulsing in your veins!

Washing away all the mundane pains!

[Outro - Synth Chords & Laughter]

[Whispered] Cheeeeese... forever!