(Verse 1) Yo, Catherine Deneuve, queen of the screen, But let’s talk about those roles, if you know what I mean. You played the seductress, the femme fatale, But in real life, girl, you’re just a little banal.

You said some things that made the world go ‘Whoa!’ Like when you dissed #MeToo, girl, that was a low blow. You’re a legend, no doubt, but let’s keep it real, Sometimes your hot takes are just hard to feel.

(Chorus) Catherine, Catherine, what’s with the shade? You’re a French icon, but girl, don’t be afraid. We love your films, but your comments are wild, Just keep it classy, don’t act like a child.

(Verse 2) You’ve got that style, that effortless grace, But sometimes your views just don’t keep pace. You’re a star in the spotlight, but don’t lose your way, Remember, it’s 2023, not 1978, hey!

You’ve danced with the best, from Truffaut to Polanski, But your latest hot takes? They’re kinda frisky. You’re a diva, a legend, but let’s not pretend, That every word you say is a trend to defend.

(Chorus) Catherine, Catherine, what’s with the shade? You’re a French icon, but girl, don’t be afraid. We love your films, but your comments are wild, Just keep it classy, don’t act like a child.

(Bridge) So here’s to the roles, the glamour, the fame, But let’s keep it light, we’re just playing a game. You’re a star, you’re a muse, but don’t take it to heart, Just laugh it off, girl, that’s the best part!

(Outro) So Catherine Deneuve, we’re raising a toast, To the films and the flair, you’re the one we love most. Just keep it fun, keep it witty and bright, And we’ll keep on jamming to your movies all night!