Case Oh, sitting high in the chair,

Streaming all day, but the effort’s not there.

Chat’s blowing up, but it’s not for the plays,

They’re here for the snacks and your lazy ways.

PogChamps spamming, the roast is free,

Even your mods laugh behind the scenes.

Your grind’s a joke, and the fans can tell,

You’re dodging success like it’s final boss hell.

[Chorus]

Case Oh, what’s the excuse today?

Streaming’s the grind, but you’re in the buffet.

PogChamp laughs, but they’re not on your side,

Even Twitch knows you’re just along for the ride.

[Verse 2]

Snacks on stream, yeah, they’re your main quest,

While your skills take a break, they’re on permanent rest.

Your mic’s muffled by the sound of the chips,

And the keyboard’s crying with the grease that drips.

Gaming’s an art, but you missed the call,

Your chat’s the real stars, you’re the downfall.

Big screens, big streams, but no big moves,

Case Oh, the grind’s not something you choose.

[Chorus]

Case Oh, what’s the excuse today?

Streaming’s the grind, but you’re in the buffet.

PogChamp laughs, but they’re not on your side,

Even Twitch knows you’re just along for the ride.

[Bridge]

Your emotes are fire, but your gameplay’s trash,

The Kappas keep rolling while you count your stash.

The snacks pile up, the content’s thin,

Even your setup’s begging you to win.

[Outro]

Case Oh, the clock’s ticking away,

Step out of the chair or fade in the fray.

Your stream’s a joke, but here’s the twist,

Even your fans know you don’t exist.