(Sound of chip bags rustling, controller clicking)

“Yo, CaseOh… you still online or just snackin’?”

CaseOh in the chair, munchin’ half the day

Chat spams PogChamp, but the action fades away

Dodge every challenge, blame lag for the fail

But them cheese puffs stack high, creatin’ your own little whale tale

“You goin’ AFK again, or just lost in a buffet?”

We see you grin on cam, hungry for more every day

“All that talk, no hustle—just a pile of chips

You brag ‘bout your rank, but your skillset dips

CaseOh, can’t outrun critics when you hardly stand

Grab a salad, or at least press ‘start’ on demand!”

Your sponsor deals roll in like cheese smothered in dough

You hype up the new VR but skip the real show

Marathon stream? More like a snack-a-thon spree

Viewers wonder if you’ll break a sweat or just break for tea

Twitch emotes pop off, but the content’s half-baked

You’re bankin’ on brand deals with those fries you intake

Kappa in the chat, folks sayin’ you’re a meme

More interest in your lunch than your gameplay scene

The hype is large, but the effort’s on freeze

Don’t let a bacon burger overshadow your keys

“CaseOh, the grind ain’t on pause—better push that start

Dodge the fridge, face the game, show us some heart

You can’t stay stuffed forever if you wanna be the best

Slim down that snack fest—put your skills to the test!”