(Verse 1) Yo, Carlos Suárez, what’s the deal? You swing that bat, but can’t catch a feel, You’re like a piñata, full of candy and fluff, But when it’s game time, man, you just ain’t tough.

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Swing and a miss, it’s a comedy show, You’re the king of the bloopers, the prince of the fall, But we love you, buddy, you’re still our favorite ball!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on the base? Looked like a toddler in a high-speed race, You’re the only player who can steal second, But forgets to run, man, that’s a real lesson!

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Swing and a miss, it’s a comedy show, You’re the king of the bloopers, the prince of the fall, But we love you, buddy, you’re still our favorite ball!

(Bridge) You’ve had your share of wild controversies, Like that time you wore socks with sandals, oh please! The fans all laughed, but we can’t deny, You keep us entertained, you’re our favorite guy!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Carlos, the legend of the field, With every swing and miss, your charm is revealed, You may not be perfect, but you’re one of a kind, A lovable goofball, with a heart that’s aligned!

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Swing and a miss, it’s a comedy show, You’re the king of the bloopers, the prince of the fall, But we love you, buddy, you’re still our favorite ball!

(Outro) So keep on swinging, keep on the fun, In the game of life, you’re still number one, Carlos Suárez, you’re our favorite clown, With every laugh, you wear that crown!