(Verse 1) Yo, Carlos Suárez, what’s the deal? You swing that bat, but can’t catch a feel, You’re like a piñata, full of candy and fluff, But when it’s game time, man, you just ain’t tough.

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Swing and a miss, it’s a comedy show, You’re the king of the bloopers, the prince of the fall, But we love you, buddy, you’re still our favorite ball!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on the base? Looked like a toddler in a high-speed race, You’re the only player who can steal second, But forgets to run, man, that’s a real lesson!

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Swing and a miss, it’s a comedy show, You’re the king of the bloopers, the prince of the fall, But we love you, buddy, you’re still our favorite ball!

(Bridge) You’ve had your share of wild controversies, Like that time you thought you were in a movie spree, But hey, we all know you’re just having fun, Keep swinging, Carlos, you’re still number one!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, with your quirky style, You make us laugh, you make it worthwhile, From the field to the memes, you’re a legend, it’s true, Just remember, buddy, we’re all rooting for you!

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Swing and a miss, it’s a comedy show, You’re the king of the bloopers, the prince of the fall, But we love you, buddy, you’re still our favorite ball!

(Outro) So keep on swinging, don’t take it to heart, You’re the life of the game, you’re a true work of art, Carlos Suárez, you’re our favorite clown, In this funny diss track, you wear the crown!