(Verse 1) Yo, Carlos Suárez, what’s the deal? You swing that bat, but can’t catch a feel, You’re like a piñata, full of candy and fluff, But when it’s game time, man, you just ain’t tough.

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Swing and a miss, it’s a comedy show, You’re the king of the bloopers, the prince of the fall, But we love you, buddy, you’re still our favorite ball!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on the base? Looked like a toddler in a high-speed race, You’re the only player who can steal second, But still can’t find your way to the dugout section!

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Swing and a miss, it’s a comedy show, You’re the king of the bloopers, the prince of the fall, But we love you, buddy, you’re still our favorite ball!

(Bridge) You’ve had your share of wild controversies, Like that time you thought you were in a movie spree, But hey, we all make mistakes, it’s true, Just don’t forget to wear your shoes, boo!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, our lovable star, With your quirky antics, you’ve raised the bar, Keep swinging, keep laughing, don’t ever change, In the game of life, you’re the one who’s strange!

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Swing and a miss, it’s a comedy show, You’re the king of the bloopers, the prince of the fall, But we love you, buddy, you’re still our favorite ball!

(Outro) So raise your bat, let’s give a cheer, For Carlos Suárez, the one we hold dear, With a wink and a smile, you’ll always be, The funniest player in our hearts, you see!