(Verse 1) Yo, Carlos Suárez, what’s the deal? You swing that bat, but can’t catch a feel. You’re like a piñata, full of candy, But when it’s game time, you get all dandy.

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Swing and a miss, it’s a comedy show! You’re the king of the bloopers, the prince of the flops, But we love you, man, you’re the cream of the crop!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on the base? Looked like a toddler in a high-speed race. You’re the only player who can steal a glance, But when it’s your turn, you can’t take a chance!

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Swing and a miss, it’s a comedy show! You’re the king of the bloopers, the prince of the flops, But we love you, man, you’re the cream of the crop!

(Bridge) You’ve had your share of wild controversies, Like that time you wore socks with sandals, oh please! But we’re all just laughing, can’t take it to heart, You’re the life of the party, you’re a work of art!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Carlos, the legend we know, With your quirky style and your wild show. Keep swinging that bat, keep making us cheer, You’re the funniest player, let’s give you a beer!

(Chorus) Carlos, Carlos, where’d you go? Swing and a miss, it’s a comedy show! You’re the king of the bloopers, the prince of the flops, But we love you, man, you’re the cream of the crop!

(Outro) So raise your glass, let’s toast to the fun, Carlos Suárez, you’re number one! With your goofy charm and your playful flair, You’re the best in the game, beyond compare!